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I know it!
"A small bird got stuck in a long, narrow hole that it couldn't fly out of. With human help, the bird managed to get out of the hole. The human helped the bird by dropping some sand into the hole, which created a small pile, which the bird got on top of. By constantly adding more sand to the pile, the pile eventually reached the surface of the hole, at which point the bird was able to leave the hole."
Posts : 4663 Join date : 2011-02-19 Location : In cyberspace
Come round, and listen well, for this tale which I am about to tell has mystified many, and few have ever solved it.
A blind man walked into a restaurant specializing in exotic foods, and ordered seagull meat for his meal. The waiter brought it to him, but no sooner had he taken his first bite when he suddenly collapsed dead because of a heart attack. Solve the mystery, but, whatever you do, do not get me mad, or you will be sorry that you did so.