Boss of the Office

Oh yay another forum game

jk it's fun, just remember that there are forum rules!

How to play it?
Try to claim the office using strategies to eliminate the occupant of USNW's famed "golden office" in Francistown.
ie. I bulldozed the office and built a new one. MY OFFICE!

Let's begin

I claim the brand-new office.

MY OFFICE!

BUT, you didn't sign the contract to it, so it's mine because I did!

I photoshop the contract and erase Kurt's name and put my name!

However, your republican attitude made some of the assembly workers mad, and they removed you from office.

MY OFFICE!

I paid the funds to create a committee to petition a warrant for the arrest of Carl while bribing the workers to accept me into office.

MY OFFICE!

I prove Mike guilty of bribery and corruption so he is arrested and I take over so now its...

MY OFFICE!

Unfortunately, the judge ordered you to wait in the court to wait for the consul, who was not here for a long time. While you wait, I took over the office.

MY OFFICE!

Complains that the new boss is a goat and automatically takes over the office for the boss is a goat and not suitable to work.

You didn't say 'MY OFFICE' so it isn't yours. I now claim the empty office

MY OFFICE!

-puts ski-goggles on- I am Claus the Evil Ski Instructor, so I win the office by default cause I win and you lose.

MY OFFICE!

However, you got scared by the devil goat.

MY OFFICE!

The devil Goats sees some nice grass and goes off to eat it, leaving the office empty for me to take

My OFFICE!

I hire a goat exterminator and eliminate the need for goats.

MY OFFICE!

I throw you in a maximum-security prison for genociding the poor innocent goats.

MY OFFICE!

I'm immune to all of those...

MY OFFICE!

I post Jack a bail so he goes into office

JACK'S OFFICE!

/me intercepts the bail before it can arrive.

STILL MY OFFICE!

All your bail things are fake, and all of you are charged with fraud

MY OFFICE!

....I don't wanna upset you Carl...so...peacefully takes over the company through a series of meetings and show buying of 75% of company.

My office....with 25% with Carl!

Unfortunately you have no money to buy the office,

SO ONLY MY OFFICE

@Ying -- it's okay, as long as it's not $censored$.

Sadly, I'm one of the investors of Dragon's Den and that attitude lost me, I'm Out...

I'M OUT!

I cast Mass Charm Person.

MY OFFICE!

I prove that Ying's bail was not fraud!

MY OFFICE!

I use Follvirkeland's massive logging industry and it's affinity for Aeronautics to; 1: buy out the office and; 2: move the office to a new secure location, ON THE MOON!

MY OFFICE!

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccceeee!

You forgot that I'm an ANGEL wolf, so I can into space x3 and takes over your office by force.

MY OFFICE!

-flutters wings-