Boss of the Office

I cast Lesser Confusion on you.

MY OFFICE!

My squadmate uses Cryo Blast, freezing you solid, then I use Carnage, making you explode into numerous disgusting bits.

MY OFFICE.

You all talk nonsense so you were fired from your respected positions.

MY OFFICE!

I cast Fireball, incinerating you for taking MY OFFICE!

I put out the fire it caused and drown you.

MY (wet) OFFICE.

I throw a pool party in the office and you get distracted by hot girls.

MY OFFICE of hotness.

Unfortunately Kenny is hotter than those girls and the girls kicked you out of the office.

MY OFFICE NOW!

I slap you so hard for complimensulting me you give me the office in your confusion.

MY OFFICE.

Snooki and I throw a better party and have the security throw you out.

MY OFFICE!

You lose the office just for mentioning a person like that.

My. Office.

I pour liquid carbon into the room.

MY OFFICE!

I lit the liquid carbon (turns out it's oil) burning everyone instantly.

MY OFFICE NOW!

However, I was smart enough to not dive into the liquid carbon, as I knew it was really oil. I push Carl into the inferno.

MY POOR, BURNING OFFICE!

I build a new office after I watch the old office burn to the ground.

MY NEW OFFICE.

Unfortunately you all burned the entire USNW Complex and made Chip mad, so he reinstated me to the rebuilt office while all of you are imprisoned.

MY OFFICE!

I have 10 ranks in Open Lock and I roll a natural 20. I escape, and then run to the office, where I proceed to seal Carl in a solid carbon encasing to ensure that he won't take MY OFFICE!

You made a cage made out of charcoal

MY OFFICE!

I light the charcoal.

MY OFFICE w/ BBQ.

The BBQ is over.

MY OFFICE (still, apparently).

I kill you and stuff your body in a brick wall.

MY OFFICE!

Unfortunately by brick wall you mean a wall that is made out of brick cheese, So I airbent you.

MY OFFICE!

As you are airbending me, I heroically pick you up, carry you across the room, and throw you down the conveniently-placed reactor shaft.

So, my office? My office.

Unfortunately airbenders have the ability to evade you, so instead you got placed in the reactor shaft.

MY OFFICE!

I blow up aforementioned reactor shaft room, as carl was conveniently in there.

MY OFFICE.

Kenny is irradiated by the damaged Reactor and thus hospitalized.

My Office w/radiation suit.