The Times - Kurtilifa's Main Newspaper

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10/7/12 : Kuyrut follows Kaskaskia on Embargo on Acadian Products : After the Acadian state had been marked as an enemy of the Kuyrutian State, the government of Kuyrut has approved an embargo and other sanctions on Euphemian State of Acadia. Along with the sanctions would be a ban on Acadian Ships travelling through the Grand Lake Canal, which cuts times shipping times from Folland to the North Euphemia by days.

uh-oh! this isn't good for Acadian exporters

Pfft who needs you, Kuyrut.

12/1/12 : The Kuyrutian govenrment is at a stalemate on what to do towards the breakaway state of Nuevo Kuyrut on the former territory of Kokaie. The deceleration of independence of the nation had been ratified by the opposition government after a silent hostile takeover of the island. The Kuyrutian government has only two choices, of either recognize the land, or invade. The President of Kuyrut had given a press release stating "War is not the option, and we will come to an agreement with a seceding revolutionary nation. We do believe that the people of Kokaie were not informed of their secession and the opposition group, who ran a minority on the island has gone too far, we must not take a life, but we have to fix the problem."

Condemning peaceful secession? Oh acadia, what will we do with you. I should have Folland break apart just to piss you off.

Lol, Mike. I condemned it just to get on Kuyrut's good side. I wanted to try to improve our relations. I guess that didn't work to well.

Forth, get on with the getting on! D: We need more headlines cause they're yummy.

12/3/12 : Kuyrut and Nuevo Kuyrutian representatives converge on Sukono island to discuss the succession and the independence of the new nation. There is no word yet on the results, but a national election may be held to give popular opinion on separation.

Acadia supports the secession as long as it remains peaceful.

Just on last RP so I can leave on a good note.

Gen3 Systems Announces their newest sequel to Carl on Duty : Black Cops 1

Gen3 Systems along with Unicore have announced their ever popular Carl on Duty : Black Cops II, which comes with a whole new storyline. The game which will hit shelves in October is expecting to be the biggest hit in the COD Franchise.

"Carl on Duty: Black Cops II"
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wat.

Oh gawd Forth

LOL I remember these jokes about COD black cops: the original.

AHAHa pro-ness!

I'm not a cop

LOL Forth, I wanna buy that