In Soviet Russia Jokes.

Basicly a thread where you make up "In Soviet Russia.." jokes, but not just Soviet Russia, you can make up others like "In Capitalist America...", "In Monarchist Utrova...", etc.

So I'll go first.

In Soviet Russia, breifcase blows up YOU! (lame I know )

In Soviet Russia, Sandwich eats YOU!

MikeS wrote:In Soviet Russia, Sandwich eats YOU!

If you are talking about what I think you are, it's sandvich. If you know what I mean, you're awesome.

In Soviet Union, you burn fire.

In Russia, Tractor Drive YOU!!

In Socialist Malo, oil drills you!

In frontline warzone, grenade pin pulls YOU. (may be racist, if it is, Admins please change it)

Changed. =P

In Coastal Aquilonia, Wave's surf YOU

In Soviet Russia, games play YOU!

StanislavSoltys wrote:In Muslim Iraq, grenade pin pulls YOU. (may be racist, if it is, Admins please change it)

Not all Muslims are terrorists.

Anyway....

In Soviet Russia, you don't make mistakes, your just Russian to conclusions.

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is -gets chopped in half before finishing joke-

In soviet russia, grenade catches you

In Socialist Follvirkeland, Lady dumps YOU!

oh wait, that's everywhere.

In Soviet Russia, dogs pet YOU! xD

In Soviet Russia, you can't perform Russian reversals upon Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris performs Russian reversals upon YOU! XD

In Soviet Russia, Houses run YOU D:

In Soviet Russia Grannies Sing xDxD True Story xDxDxD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdgbM8k_wNg

In Socialist Achay,the cartoon watches you!

In Soviet Prisharovia,Simcity 4 plays you!

In Soviet Russia, Flumphs squish YOU!

In Soviet Russia, filler posts type YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Trees Grow YOU D:

In Soviet Russia, McDonalds eats YOU!

In Soviet Russia, sandwhiches make woman!

In Sokka's Dreams, food eats YOU! D:

This one's for you, Carl

In Soviet China themed fantasy country, giant Mushroom befriends YOU!

_{Also for carl.}