Vote for Chris! Ministry of Science & Industry!

So...uh....hi. I'm Chris. I'm here today to...uh...oh yes! To present to you my campaign....just let me get my index cards out...*drops them*....Give me a second...*picks them up*....So I'd like to run for....uh.....Chancellor!! Yes, Chancellor!!! *aide whispers in ear* Ministry! Ministry of Science & Industry!! I feel I can bring great....uh....oh yes great progress to the way....that uh....one moment please...Just gotta find the right card....to the way we run our research....and the way we handle our industries.....and uh....well....I guess this is it....oh yes....one more thing....
HI MOM!!!

But in all seriousness, I'd like to run for this post. Just vote for me. I mean, Mitron has like the best agriculture in all of Adonia. So yes. Vote. For. Me.

Lol, nice campaign.

I was a little nervous, but I think I pulled it off beautifully. I've definitely won the empty-nester middle-aged woman demographic.

Mitron has like the best agriculture in all of Adonia

Mitron seems to have the best of several things on Adonia.  

I'm not sure about this, give us some examples of your qualifications in this field.

LOL

I love the campaign

Best agriculture on a smallish island? hmm.

Best agriculture is in Bergenstein, especially our alcoholic ingredients.

It it Bergenstien.

Seriously though, check your messages.

Heh.