National Guard's Aviation Maneuvers Announcement
During the next 3 days,our National Guard's Aviation is doing some maneuvers on the ENTIRE AIRSPACE of San José Federal Democratic Republic. If our planes slightly violate airspaces of other neighboring countries (talking of few kilometers) please DON'T BE AFRAID,is only a training. If our planes,that are recognizable by a blue star on the wings and yellow/red colored planes, violate your airspace of more than 5-10kms PLEASE CONTACT OUR EMBASSY at Ciudad Calvazara. But you haven't to be afraid,it's NOT A WAR,I repeat.
So,our planes are doing some training flights on the sea and they will BOMB some of SAN JOSE'S small unhabited islands. This operation will last 3 days,DAY and NIGHT.
Thanks for listening/reading,
the president of San José's Federal Democratic Republic
Victor Bachurrios
Simarco