THIS NEWS IS SO BREAKING THAT I HAVE TO DO THIS WHILE IN THE BUS!
Okaiken Commie Leaders Slam Zhung, Zaos
The Communist Party of Okaiken has officially announced that they have slammed Zhung and Zaos as well as Ghuangji because of their "quick, thoughtless actions in attacking other nations".
"While we are still committed to bringing the spirit of community, we announce that the actions our comrades made are grave, rushed and thoughtless," according to party head Tokiwa Suzuki. "This completely works against the fundamentals of communism as our party knows it. Communism is not about invading other nations to bring them the ideals of communism but working with the people as a COMMUNITY and solving problems as a community by asking all of people and not the corrupt pigs on top that rule this country or Zhung or Zaos or Ghuangji. This problem can be resolved now if we all work together"
Other political parties praised Okaiken's Communist Parties' action, stating that this is the only Communist Party that stayed on its original ideals.