Y U NO meme game

Using the Y U NO... meme, you have to come up with some funny Y U NO... sayings.

Rules:
1. Nothing too offensive
2. Be funny, don't be all stiff / proper

Here is the emoticon to get started: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) INTERNET, Y U NO LOAD FASTER?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) SCHOOL PROJECTS, Y U NO GET DONE?!

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) REAL LIFE, Y U NO BE NICE TO ME?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO GUY, Y U NO NO ASK Y U NO

.ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO UNBLOCK SIMTROPOLIS, SCHOOL?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) NEELTRO, Y U POST FORUM GAMES ON BOTH UNIONS?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) SIMTROPOLIS, Y U NO GIMME TRIXIE?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ME, Y U NO SHUT UP!

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) JESSICA, WHY NO YU ANSWER? D:

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) CARL, Y U TXT MY GF?


kidding, trolling, hehe

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ITUNES, Y U NO KEEP DERPY?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) RCM Y U NO GET TAKEN APART

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) BRANDON, Y U NO GIMME A BREAK?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO ADD ME BACK IN TO THE USNW CHANNEL NOW MY BAN HAS BEEN LIFTED?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) [you], Y U NO WORK!

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO TRIBUTE ME COOKIES!!!

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) CHIPPY, Y U RANDOM POST?

vvvvv (LOL I made Chippy Answer! Miss you Chippy )

The member '111222333444' has done the following action : Closing Bell

'Closing Bell' : 5, 15

^^^ Looks like another random automated post, since that makes no sense to me XD

Chip, do you reply when people post your name?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) GUYS, Y U NO UNDERSTAND ROBO-POSTS?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) EVERYONE, Y U NO POST?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) KURT, Y U NO NOT NOOB?!

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) KURT, Y U NO NOT NOOB?!

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) GANDALF, Y U NO LET ME PASS?